My Asshole All For You

Yo, John!

Jase. Hey Christian. What's going on? How are you? Good. I'm running late. I noticed. Where's your pops? He left. What? He left. What? He left. You took too long.

What? You thought he was going to wait? I had stuff to do today. Yeah, but I mean he was waiting for you for a while.

Yeah, some things are unavoidable. When you get older, you'll understand. I can't believe he's not answering his cell phone. What kind of friend is he?

Look, dude, he waited for you. It's nothing personal. Hey, watch how you talk to me. Excuse me? You're excused. It's a big lollipop you got there.